My friend, Bad Eagle has the whole preposterous story:
One of the REAL Indigenous American Indian, Seneca/Iroquois (my ancestors from my fathers side):
MUSLIM:
The indigenous of America are peace-loving, not this shit, above.
“Indigenous Muslims” of America? NOT. American Indians Protest
03 Monday Sep 2012
Posted in Muslim, Muslim Brotherhood, Muslim Hatred, Muslim Inventions, Muslims, muslims are a cult
Well, MJ. I hate to say it, but David Yeagley, a man for whom I have the greatest respect, is wrong.
Muslims were here before Christ was born. Just ask them.
You didn’t get the memo, MJ?
Yeah, it’s true.
Also, Muslims were with David when he croaked Goliath. In fact, a Muslim named Mohammed al Rockowitz al Dente [who was in the rock band, "Arabs with Sand in Their Pants"] gave David the stones he slung. TRUE!
“Here, young David. Have a stone,” said the always helpful Mr. al Rockowitz, when he wasn’t getting pissed off over “a look” someone gave him, which set him off to slaughter a family or two.
“What the hell! That’s a piece of camel shit,” said the future king. “Get the hell away from me. I got business to attend to with this schmuck Philistine with a glandular problem. Morever, you smell like a goat. Oh, sorry, that’s your wife.”
Muslims also invented corned beef. You didn’t know that, MJ? Yup. Jacob said, “Dang, it’s a long walk to Egypt to pick up my kid, Joe. I’m pretty sure these kreplach are gonna spoil.”
http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/Kreplach-236219
As it turns out, a Muslim named Mohammed al Koshersalt bin Hemorhhoid, a deaf piano tuner from Gaza, overheard Jacob. Being a kind fellow, though prone to stabbing babies when he was hungry for his afternoon snack of humus and camel pies, he took some beef and cured it in salt water. Voila. Corned beef. Naturally, it tasted like shit. So Jacob cleverly dumped it behind a bush. 500 years later, that bush caught fire! The mystery of the burning bush solved at last!
Muslims also developed the first automobile! Yup, the Hump 8. Made by Mohammed al Chevy bin Studebaker al capone. [bwaha. good one, Avrum] It consisted of a stick. That’s it, MJ. Just a stick. Who knew you could make a means of transportation from a mere stick? They called it a stick, see, because, you’d stick it up your ass and walk around town like a big shot with a stick up your ass.
“Oh, look at me, everybody. I gotta stick up my ass.” And then you’d tip your head rag and wave at the crowd, which was probably thinking, “What a putz.”
Then you’d walk around the desert thanking Allah for the inspiration.
“Allah be praised. I have a stick up my ass. Sure, those Jews invented everything of value in this hell hole part of the world, but we…I said, WE invented the stick up your ass car.”
And THIS, MJ, is how Muslims became indigenous people here….
They flew over on twin engine magic carpets made by Mohammed al Boeing bin Beandip, landed in Illinois, and walked all the way to Utah with sticks up their asses. Oh, sorry, that was Mormons. And they didn’t have sticks up their asses.
Perhaps you’ll be so kind as to write Dr. Yeagley and inform him of The Truth.
America’s Reward for throwing off Yahweh.
Enjoy Amerikaners.
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