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 To learn to cook.

 Sexy night-gowns to learn to be more appealing again.

 Retro Kitchens to bring back  the ‘good ole days’ feeling.

 A baby, or adopt a baby to make you feel natural, you know, MATERNAL.

 Always keep a really nice garden so that you will always have nice flowers.

 A super-cute sexy apron, so that you stay clean and fresh.

 A sewing machine, so that you don’t nag your husband for a bunch of new clothes.

 Strive to get a hair-do like Farrah, your husband will LOVE you for that.

 Try to stay barefoot a lot, because it means #1. that you LOVE to be made love to, and #2.  that you LOVE babies.

 Pretty fingernails is really important, because it shows that #1. You take care of your looks, and #2. That you will scratch his back well.

 A great wiggle dress. It shows that you feel that you are sexy, because he makes you feel sexy and pretty.

 Make sure that you take your midol so that the whole house doesn’t suffer at that ‘time of the month’

 At least 7 really cute panties. These are a MUST.

I am trying to save you with these remedies, you dont want to look like this:

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